Safee Sali BETUL??? Safee Sali FAKE???

Hah... Ku ni de story mory sket la ni. Ala... x pnjang nye. Hehe... dok 2-3 ari ni, ku asyik gelak je ngn telatah 2 org bernama SAFEE SALI. Haha... xkn x knal kt, pemain bola sepak msia n penyerang no 10 kte, MOHD SAFEE MOHD SALI. Akhir nye, jmpe gk fb dye yg btl. Puas hati ku. Hehe... P/S: Abg Safee, thx 4 da app.

Oppsss... Ni ahhh... dok syok 'skodeng' fb safee sali, de gk la safee sali fake kt wall abg safee. Haha... mmg lwak gler la. Rmai gk yg KONFIUS ne 1 Safee Sali yg BETUL... Ne 1 Safee Sali yg FAKE!!! Hmmm... Ni komen2 yg ku nk kongsi kn...

Yg empunya safee sbnar tgh men komen ngn safee sali yg penipu. Heh... Bce je la... Mmg lawak gler ku bce. Hehe... (Kalo nk lbh jelas, klik je kt gmbar 2 utk tumbesaran)

Yg ni lgi la wat ku t'gelak2 je. Bce la sndri ekk... Haha...

Yg ni... hmmm... mmg lawak la safee sali fake ni. Cian deh lo... Dh fake, wat kcau lg kt fb abg safee. Ngaku safee btl lak 2... 

Hahaha... 

>>> Haha... mmg lwak hbs deh... hehe... 'perang' antra safee sali BETUL ngn safee sali PENIPU XTAW MALU... Haha... Ni... Ku tlg promot fb btl safee sali : 

Mohd Safee Mohd Sali 

Korang leh trus klik je kt link ni. P/S: Tlg promot je, abg safee. Hehe... Ku ngaku mmg ku peminat Safee Sali, dye terer woahhh... Hrp 1 ari nnt dpt jmpe dye kt msia. Sekian. 

LAWAK ----- LAWAK ----- HAHAHA...

Kelas 3 Amal yang tadi nya riuh rendah kerana ketiadaan guru, kini senyap sepi. Ini disebabkan oleh guru Bahasa Melayu mereka yang melangkah masuk ke kelas. Nama guru tersebut ialah Pn. Madhu. Wajahnya garang seperti harimau. Ini membuatkan semua orang menggeletar apabila melihatnya...

Guru : Bangun!!!

Wee Na : Selamat Pagi, Cikgu!!!

Guru : (menengking) Selamat Pagi sahaja? Petang dan malam awak tak doakan untuk saya ke? Diri betul-betul... Bee Fern jangan berbual lagi.

Mun Hui : Selamat pagi, petang, dan malam, cikgu!

Guru : Panjang sangat, tak pernah dibuat orang. Bukan kah lebih baik diucapkan selamat sejahtera saja.     Ringkas dan padat bagi masa dan keadaan.

Murid : Selamat sejahtera, cikgu...!!!

Guru : Bagus, duduk! Hari ni, saya akan mengajar kamu perkataan berlawan dan saya tak nak dengar sebarang gangguan. 

Murid : (senyap)

Guru : Tinggi

Karisma : Rendah

Guru: Gelap

Mimi: Terang

Guru : Cantik 

Oii : Hodoh

Guru : Tebal

Kelly : Nipis

Guru : Berjaya

Bavani : USNO

Guru : Salah

Sio Kian : Betul

Guru : Ini bukannya soalan, bodoh!!!

Era : Itu adalah jawapan, pandai!!!

Guru : Berhenti... Berhenti...!

Zul : Mula... Mula...!

Guru : Sudah! Saya tension ni...!

Kok Weng : Belum, kami sabar ni... 

Guru : Cukup! Salah jawapan

Usop : Kurang benar, soalan.

Guru : Oh!!! Tuhan...

Merya : Oh!!! Hamba...

Guru : Dengar sini...

Zai : Kata situ...

Guru : Saya kata USNO salah.

Fairuz : Kami dengar berjaya betul.

Guru : Oh, melawan ya...

Aida : Oh, mengalah tidak...

Guru : Kurang ajar, kau!

Azam : Cukup belajar kami.

Guru : Malas saya nak ajar kamu!

Deja : Rajin kami belajar cikgu.

Guru : Ok, pelajaran sudah tamat.

Anuar : Ko, pelajaran belum bermula.

Guru : Ini lah akibatnya... Jangan balik!!!

Choi Har : Itu lah kebaikan nya, boleh blah!!!

Guru : Kamu ditahan tengahari ni...

Lyza : Kami dilepaskan tengah malam ni...

Guru : Kamu degil betul.

Su Chong : Kami sungguh baik.

Guru : Mati ku...!!!

Diana : Hidup engkau...!!!

Dengan perasaan bengang bercampur geram, Pn. Madhu keluar dari kelas 3 Amal. Semua pelajar berasa lega kerana dapat menjawab soalan dengan cepat dan tepat. Namun begitu, mereka lupa esok sedia menanti... Sekian. 

TERIMA KASIH ~~ POPULAR POSTS

Pertama skali, ku nak ucapkan TERIMA KASIH byk2 kt spe2 yg pnh bka blog ku ni. Sudi singgah kt blog ku yg x bpe cntik n cute pn... Hehe... Pe pn, terima kasih kpd yg sudi bce 2. Ku pn xtaw la spe yg sudi bka blog ku ni, pe pn  THANKS... Ni nk sharing sket la, posts yg plg popular kt blog ku ni psl NORSHAHRUDDIN MAD GHANI.

Makkk aiiii... Rmai peminat dye ohhh... X sangka lak hoh... Ku taw pn bb tgk OVERVIEW STATS ku yg mkn meningkat-ningkat. Dlm 1 bulan dh bpe org dok skodeng psl abg shah nye cte. Ehehe... p/s: jgn mrah ye abg shah. abg shah fofular dehh... X cye ni ku tnjuk bukti.

Kalo ikutkan smpai tarikh ari ni (dlm waktu 1 bulan je), posts plg popular, posts psl NORSHAHRUDDIN MAD GHANI. Aduhhh... 50 pageviews dr tah spe2. X t'msuk ku ni. ORG LUAR yg dok skodeng. Yg k-2, psl TAKRAW OHHH... TAKRAW. (Nak tgk lg jelas, klik je kt pic ni)

Utk yg ni lak... Hmmm... dr tarikh ku tls psl abg shah kt blog ni, iaitu pd tarikh 9 DESIMBER 2010 (1st day publish) smpai ari ni, sebyk 74 pageviews dr spe2 yg ku x knal jenguk2 posts ni. (Nak tgk lg jelas, klik je kt pic ni)

Sekali lg, ku nk ucapkn TERIMA KASIH kpd korang ekkk... ku xtaw nk ckp pe lg... kalo korang ske tgk psl posts ni (psl abg shah), truskn la. Ku x ksah pn. Hehe... THANK YOU. 

UNTUK TATAPAN KORANG SMUA YG SUDI LIHAT, SEKIAN. 

KITA REMAJA CYBER

Kita remaja pada zaman cyber,

Tunggak negara harapan bangsa,

Bakal penentu masa depan Malaysia,

Jangan pulak jadi Homosapiens tak berguna,

Ceihhhh... buat malu saja,

Bermula dari sekolah,

Niat hati nak tuntut ilmu,

Tapi...

Jangan pula kat sekolah jadi hantu,

Macam yang gitu-gitu tu...

Dewasa ni selalu terlihat,

Otak remaja yang biol-biol meliat,

Tapi jangan dikhuatiri wahai rakyat,

Remaja cyber akan tetap menyengat,

Tapi awas remaja cyber,

Hidup di dunia penuh pancaroba,

Kalau xde iman di dada,

Alamat... hancus lah jawapannya,

Itulah sape suruh tak belajar agama,

Oiii... remaja cyber semua,

Tabahlah menghadapi segala masalah,

Zaman sekarang ni canggih-canggih belaka,

Setakat hacker nak mengganas,

Booo... layan aje lah jawabnya,

Tapi kan remaja cyber semua,

Cerita ni korang paham ke tidak,

Jangan ler korang nak menyengih je,

Sampaikan cyber pun x tau makna nye,

Konon nak salahkan orang tua,

Padahal diri sendiri yang tunggang terbalik,

Tak sedar...

Asyik-asyik kat pusat serenti je,

Tak habis-habis kes curi, liwat, dan hisap dadah,

Itu belum lagi yang bakar sekolah,

Kononnya kepala giler-giler,

Kata nya gila bebas alagapas,

Huh... sampai terbabas-babas,

Waktu maghrib suka melepak,

Pastu nyanyi terlalak-lalak,

Shepia... shepia... shepia...

Sampai sakit anak tekak,

Patutnya maghrib-maghrib pergi solat,

Nanti bleh jadi tabligh,

Remaja cyber semua,

Kalau korang masih hampeh... Tobat lah...

Utntuk remaja menempah nama,

Mulai saat ni, insaflah kita semua,

Jangan cari nahas memalukan agama dan bangsa,

Kita hidup pu x ler lama,

Dah sampai turn pergi lah kita,

Menemui Tuhan yang Maha Esa,

Di akhirat sana,

Macam mana lah nasib kita nanti...?

Opppsss... Sori aku berceramah,

Itu semua untuk kebaikan kita bersama,

Jadi, remaja cyber semua,

Jangan takut menghadapi cabaran dunia,

Ingatlah... Tuhan sentiasa bersama orang yang benar,

Tunjukkan ke "terror" an kita,

Remaja cyber bukan hanya pada nama,

Tunggu dan lihat apa yang bakal menjelma.

P/S: Cte ni ku ambk dari majalah skul lme ku. Utk tatapan korang yg sudi nk bce je. Sekian. Terima kasih. 

LESSON FOR ME

My friends consider yourselves fortunate when all kinds of trials come your way, for you know that when your faith succeeds in facing such trials, the results is the ability to endure. Make sure that your endurance carries you all the way without failing, so that you may be perfect and complete, lacking nothing. But if any of you lack of wisdom, you should pray to God, who will give give it to you; because God gives generously and graciously to all. But when you pray, you must believes and not doubt at all. Whoever doubts is like a wave in the sea that is driven and blowing about the wind. If you are like that, unable to make your mind and undecided in all you do, you must not think that you will receive anything from the Lord. (JAMES 1: 2-8)

Taken from the old testament book.  Moral for me is: Believe in God. Every faith that been given by God to me, have a reason(s) that only God know. Every of His 'gift' to me, I will accept it. Because I believe in my faith to help people in this world. Keep pray and pray to God is a MUST. So that God can provide us a path, a great path to lead another people to do the right things. Amen. 

P/S: Thanks to my bestie cuzie, Theresa Thresiana Trinitas for sending this biblical words to me. Love you so much dear. Me, Cleo Stephanie, will always pray for u. May God bless u dear. Amen.

ANIME --- ANIME

Just wanna share what is my FAVOURITE ANIME... Yay, from I was a small kid until now, I do love watching anime. One of my activity while I'm free. Enjoy & Love ANIME. AISHITERU!!! 

This is the LIST:

1. DRAGON BALL Z / GT
2. SAILORMOON
3. CARDCAPTOR SAKURA
4. SAKURA WARS
5. THE FILE OF YOUNG KINDAICHI
6. YU-GI-OH DUEL MASTER
7. LOVE HINA
8. SLAM DUNK
9. DETECTIVE CONAN
10. ANGELIC LAYER
11. FRUIT BASKET
12. BEYBLADE
13. CHO HATSUMEI BOY KANIPAN
14. THE PRINCE OF TENNIS
15. SAMURAI X / RUROUNI KENSHIN
16. SAIYUKI
17. HUNTER X HUNTER
18. DEATH NOTE
19. FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST
20. SHAMAN KING
21. INUYASHA / INUYASHA: THE FINAL ACT
22. MOBILE SUIT GUNDAM SEED
23. GUNDAM SEED DESTINY
24. TENJOU TENGE
25. ONE PICE
26. HELLSING
27. THE TWELVE KINGDOMS
28. PEACEMAKER KUROGANE
29. BLEACH
30. DN ANGEL
31. MIDORI NO HIBI
32. GREAT TEACHER ONIZUKA
33. CHOBITS
34. SCRAPPED PRINCESS
35. DIAMONDS DUST DROPS
36. GODANNAR
37. SAMURAI 7
38. DEAR BOYS
39. FUSHIGI YUUGI
40. CRAYON SHINCAN
41. DORAEMON
42. JIGOKUSHOUJO
43. TSUBASA CHRONICLE RESERVOIR
44. KEKKASHI
45. SHAKUGAN NO SHANA
46. KERORO GUNSO
47. BLACK CAT
48. BLOOD+
49. PARADISE KISS

Actually, some of anime i didn't list down 'cos 4got the title. Got lot of anime I like, love to watch. Hmmm... So, what's ur fav anime... That's all for my fav anime. 

TAK PERNAH LEPAS

Ku ske SANGAT, SANGAT, SANGAT, ngn lgu ni. Hah... Tak Pernah Lepas nyanyian Ain AF8. Lagu ni d'petik dr cte 7 lagu. Ku blm la tgk cte ni, tp dok dgr lgu ni, aduhhh... mmg meremang bulu roma ku. Ntah ku pn xtaw. Tp lgu ni wat ku 'feel' hbs la... Suka lgu ni. 

Tak ungkapkan kata dalam pertanyaan

masih ada harap untuk dia

tak mungkin berhenti

ku kan mencari

sampai bila aku ada dia

Andai ku beri cinta

tak pernah lepas

Akan

andai ku ingin dia

tak pernah lepas

Takkan uuuu…

KAHWIN ~~ CINTA CINTA ~~ KAHWIN

ADA APA DENGAN KAHWIN??? Eshh... umur ku msh mentah (baru nk msk 21 thn ni) tp dok pikiaq psl khwn. xde la... cuma t'pkir je, tp dlm hati blm de niat pun nk khwn. Haha...

Kalo ku nk khwn, ku mst de CALON dl. Haha... org cm ku ni, huh... blm lg. X sedia lg beb. BERCINTA ~~ PUTUS ~~ BERCINTA ~~ PUTUS (Fed up la... Cehhwahhhh... Hehe...) Kuciwa... Kuciwa...

Ari ni ku ngn kazen rapat ku b'msg psl CINTA. wOAHHH... Sebut sal cinta... Mmg SYOK HBS...!!! Ku ni pun tgh dok 'CINTA' ngn sorang mamat ni. Haha... Tp... Hmmm... Toksah cite la... *BIARLAH RAHSIA* Shhhh... 

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B'balik kpd topik ku ngn kazen ku ni, pg2 dh emo sal cte cina (waktu ptg cte ni salu men kt tv), psl CINTA TERHALANG ktekn. Janji cinta d' mse akan dtg. Mksud ku: CINTA DI KELAHIRAN AKAN DATANG ato pn CINTA DI SYURGA. Mmg rmai xkn cye ttg perkara cmni. cm bunyi mengarut je. Tp bg ku Cinta Di Syurga adalah Cinta yg agung. Terharu dohhh... Kalo la ku blh... Hmmm... Tah la... CINTA DI SYURGA... CINTA DI SYURGA... 

K... cite psl KAHWIN... ku ni xde perancangan bila nk kahwin lg bb dlm otak ku dok pkr psl mse dpn ku pe akn jd. Pkrn ku t'tumpu kpd kerjaya. Alam kerjaya yg akn ku tempuhi pas ni. Dok pkir psl family ku: ABAH, MUMMY, BOY, ADIK. Dorang la pembakar semangat utk ku b'juang dlm menempuhi hidup yg b'liku2.

CINTA??? Relax dl sis... Relax... Ia akan dtg andri... Hehe... Ni pengakuan dr ku... Ku SUKA, SAYANG, CINTA ngn sorng LELAKI ni. Lelaki ni mmg x knal ku (mungkin), ku pn x bpe knal dye. Jeng... Jeng... Jeng... Spe kh org 2... Ahaha... *BIARLAH RAHSIA* 

P/S: Org ni ku knal dlm mmpi dan d dunia realiti bru ku jmpe dye. Kn ke pelik cara ku knal org ni. 

Wlaupn kteorg x knal antara 1 sma len (mungkn gk), ku hrap 1 ari nnt kteorg akan jmpe. Tah la ble waktu 2 akan tbe pn xtaw... Hanya Tuhan yg maha mengetahui.

KAHWIN??? Haha... kalo ku nak khwn, ku khwn la... cehwaaaahhh..... Hehe... No. Not now. 'coz in my mind want to relax from thinking about LOVE, MARRIAGE... Everything will come to us, if God willing. I'm sure, 1 day TRUTH LOVE will come to me. As if it is happen, I will pray and pray to God to say Thank You, Heavenly Father. AMEN. 

DI DUNIA TIADA PENYERI, DI SYURGA MENANTI, CINTA MEKAR D'SINAR NUR KASIH(NUR KASIH BY IN-TEAM)

p/s: Kisah ni ialah dari luahan isi hati ku yg t'buku sejak sekian lme. Jadi, dh t'curah smua nye. Xde kaitan ngn keluarga ku ato ne2 pihak pun. Antara KU dan SI DIA yg ku cintai je. Sekian. 

100 FACTS ABOUT ME (ONLY ME)

1. Real name : STEPHANIE AK SINCHEW (Christian name: Cleo)

2. Nickname(s): Girl (most) ~~ Steph (most is my friends) ~~ Shah ~~ SinChan ~~ Nie

3. Zodiac Sign: LEO

4. Male or female: Female

5. Elementary School: SRJK (C) PEI HWA JOHOR BAHRU, JOHOR DARUL TAKZIM

6. High School: SMK SRI RAHMAT, JOHOR BAHRU & SMK SIMANGGANG SRI AMAN, SARAWAK.

7. College: Maybe 1day. Dun have any plan to further my study yet. As me still hunting for a JOB.

8. Hair color: BLACK… I’m Asian mahh… Hehe…

9. Tall or short : Tall as my height is 170cm. Hmmm…

10. TV or XBOX : Dun have any XBOX game… Got TV only. Haha…

11. Sweats or Jeans: Jeans. Luv wore fit jeans. Hehe… and all my jeans is DIESEL XCHANGE brand. Love that brand. LIKE IT!!!

12. Phone or Camera: Phone… Hp im used juz now: SE WALKMAN 302. Camera??? Hmmm…

13. Health freak: Health freak??? Got high fever when I was in primary 1… Huhu… Really hate fever.

14. Orange or Apple: Both!!! Like it so MUCH!!! Got a lot of vitamin.

15. Do you have a crush on someone? Yes, I do… Plenty of them. And now, also got. Haha… kantoi...

16. Eat or Drink: Both la… Eat, I’m A FOOD LOVER… and drink mineral water. Good 4 health.

17. Piercings: Yes, I did. Must have mahh… My mom told me, girl must have to wear earing. Huhu… Even though I dun like to wear it.

18. Pepsi or Coke : Coke!!!

HAVE YOU EVER?

19. Been in an airplane: Yes, I did. Last time been in an airplane when I was form 3(15years old).

20. Been in a relationship : Nope… Hehe…

21. Been in a car accident: Nope… Huhu… Pray so that no car accident happn on me. Amen. FREAK ME OUT!!!

22. Been in prison: No.

FIRSTS?

23. First piercing: When I was a baby. My mom told me that.

24. First best friend : MAHIRAH YAHYA… LOVE U MY FREN…

25. First award: Kindergarten (5years old). Got best award based on my behavior. Haha…

26. First crush: Yes, but dun remember his name. Long time ago lorhhh…

27. First word: Emmm… Forgot la…!!! Hehe…

28. First kiss : 1^st kiss????????? Ahhhhhhh??? Hehe... my daddy n my mummy la…

LAST?

29. Last person you talked to in person: My BEZ CUZIE… 3sa… KOoKie

30. Last person you texted:  Ko0kie…

31. Last person you watched a movie with: My Lovely Family

32. Last food you ate: NASI GORENG MADE BY MY MOM… CDAP WOAHHHH…

33. Last movie you watched : Dunno… dun remember… Ngangkung…!!! Yay…

34. Last song you listened to: HEARTBEAT BY ENRIQUE & NICOLE

35. Last thing you bought: My Toner… hehe…

36. Last person you hugged: My cuzie… Huhu… Miz them so much!!!

FAVOURITES?

37. Food: Rendang Daging!!! Nasi Pattaya…

38. Drink: Mineral water ~~ 100 PLUS ~~ RIBENA ~~ ORANGE JUICE

39. skirts or dress : Dress… I dun like to wear skirts… Huhu…

40. Flower: I admit im not kind of girlish… I dunno which flower I like da most…

41. Animal: Hamster…!!! Cute!!!

42. Colours: White ~~ Black ~~ Yellow ~~ Blue-Black

43. Movies: ARMARGEDDON, N MORE…

44. Subjects: Science (Biology), Mathematics, Geography, Bahasa Malaysia and ENGLISH

HAVE YOU EVER:

(Put an X in the brackets if yes )

45. [X ] fell in love with someone

46. [ ] celebrated Halloween

47. [X ] had your heart broken.

48. [X ] went over the minutes/texts on your cell phone.

49. [ ] had someone question my sexual orientation.

50. [X ] copy friends' answers in exam.

51. [ ] got pregnant.

52. [ ] had an abortion.

53. [X ] did something I regret.

54. [X ] broke a promise.

55. [X  ] hide a secret.

56. [X ] pretended to be happy.

57. [ ] met someone who changed your life.

58. [X ] pretended to be sick

59. [ ] left the country.

60. [X  ] tried something you normally wouldn't try and liked it. (not in a wrong way.)

61. [X  ]cried over the silliest thing.

62. [X ] ran a mile.

63. [ ] went to the beach with your best friend.

64. [X ] kick someone's ass

65. [X  ] hated someone.

66. [  ]stayed single for 2 years

RIGHT NOW

67. Eating: I’m not eating rite now… Hehe…

68. Drinking: N also didn’t drink anyting… Heheh…

69. Listening: Semusim By Marcell

70. Sitting/Laying: Sitting la… in front my Lovely n adorable LAPTOP… Hehe…

71. Plans for today: Watching GHOST ADVENTURE with my 2 younger brother…

72. Waiting: for my cuzie to reply my msg… Heh… Hmmm…

YOUR FUTURE

73. Want kids? Yes… wanna have 3 kids at least… Hehe…

74. Want to get married? OMG!!! Of coz I want to get married… But in the future la… I’m still YOUNG.

75. Career: Hmmm… YES I WANT ONE!!!

76. Lips or eyes: Both.

77. Shorter or taller: Taller than me. Hehe… Coz me already tall… Huhu… Any1???

78. Romantic or spontaneous: Both… Hehe…

79. Cook for wife / husband: Yes, yes, yes… That’s the way to show LOVE to our BELOVED ONE!!!

80. House: Still under construction…

81. Hook-up or relationship : ??????????????????? Emmmm…. In a relationship la… No HOOK-UP!!!

82. Looks or personality:  Both!!! Both!!!

HAVE YOU EVER:

83. Lost glasses/contacts: NO

84. Stay up for 24 hours: I think yes, when got ‘rami’ at my kg… 24hours straight from daylight till da next morning didn’t sleep.

85. Watch porns: Haha… Silly Qs… Yes… Heehe…

86. Killed somebody: Huh… No. IT’S A SIN…!!!

87. Broken someone's heart: Yes… Huhu… SO SAD!!!

88. Been in love: Yes. N now YES… Love him so much. Wish can meet him.

89. Cried when someone died : Yes.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

90. Yourself: Yes… Follow my instinct.

91. Miracles: Yes.

92. Love at first sight: Yes, I do…

93. Heaven: Yes…

94. Santa Claus: Hmmm… Dun believe in that. Coz sometime I think it’s a myth. But when comes to xmas, I do wish they got santa can give me present that I want. Haha…

95. Sex on the first date: No.

96. Kiss on the first date: No.

TRUTHFULLY:

97. Is there one person you want to be with right now: Yes. But its impossible. Huhu… God know that.

98. Do you know who your real friends are: Yes. My beloved friends. Nira, Manyi, Zareth, Ko0kie…

99. Do you believe in God: Yes, coz of God I can still breath in this world. Love U, God.

100. Post as 100 truths? Yes… AND THIS IS A FACT FROM ME & FROM WITHIN MY HEART. BELIEVE IT, OK… THANK YOU.

Haha... soe la... Broken English yg byk ni... Hehe... Pe pn ni la fakta ttg diri ku... So, spe2 yg nk menilai ku, b'kwn ngn ku bru la knal spe ku. Sekian...